Disney did not respond to a request for comment about Elsa’s boobs.
This is the kind of quality journalism that I need more of in my life.
Sadly this part of Vice largely died.
Like the rest of it.
Porn beats Paper (copyright infringement)
FYI the author, Samantha Cole, left Vice years ago and is one of the co-founders of 404 Media. She does solid journalism over there now.
Legend has it: still hasn’t cum…
I was really surprised at good writing still coming from vice. Makes sense now that it was from 2020, and from one of the 404 founders.
Yeah, I got the link from an article on 404 actually!
It’s an ouroboros of advertising money, eating its own dick, endlessly. Telling me not to cum.
This is an incredible sentence.
Nose Job. Loves me some nasal.
why is the elephant’s dick on it’s leg
There’s no way I’m inputting my personal credit card information, so I wait until I’m back in the office to start the process all over again with a VICE credit card.
Final review: So far, not only have I have not cum, I have not even had to try not to cum.
Seven games and a narrowly-avoided $40 charge on the company’s credit card later, did I have to try not to cum? No, not even a little bit.
Not cumming was effortlessly easy. In fact, I may never again.
This is the hard-hitting journalism I’ve been looking for
Grand Fuck Auto—2D
Lol i cant
I think this is genuinely the greatest thing ive ever read
Unironically funny article
Journalist got paid to play porn
Journalist tries not to cum so you don’t have to.
Tagged: JIZZ
I clicked that. I was shocked how many more jizz links there were. I have a lot of reading to do.
I’m glad to know that “Freeze-Dried Space Jizz Could Save Us All”.
clickhole my beloved
Best review I’ve read in ages. Came buckets. 5 stars.
Please flag this as nsfw
I’d like to see a follow up on this with Stellar Blade, and maybe 1 or 2 chosen mods.
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Vice just cant help themselves. It’s officially a real life the onion at this point. These people aren’t journalists they are larpers
Old vice or nuVice? Big difference.
