Nate

There’s this guy who I help with his computer and anytime he gets a text it goes “Hey good lookin! You just got a text!” which is fucking insane and also I love it at the same time

There’s no way I’m inputting my personal credit card information, so I wait until I’m back in the office to start the process all over again with a VICE credit card.

Final review: So far, not only have I have not cum, I have not even had to try not to cum.

Seven games and a narrowly-avoided $40 charge on the company’s credit card later, did I have to try not to cum? No, not even a little bit.

Not cumming was effortlessly easy. In fact, I may never again.

This is the hard-hitting journalism I’ve been looking for

God’s a lil fuckin snitch

Prof said this in an econ class that like, 25% of students drop after the first exam. Had me sweating balls and was extremely stressed about it.

Turns out my heavily Republican college classmates were just especially stupid when it comes to econ. He was one of the best professors I ever took.

The professors whose classes everyone passes are the ones you learn nothing in.

Heads up, most car models that have auto stop/start also have available aftermarket harnesses that can plug into the button and “press” it on each startup, effectively permanently disabling them. See if there’s one available for your model

I had to do the brakes on my car. Squatted down before even starting to work and promptly threw out my back

I’m 22

I wrote this one ages ago to throw shopgoodwill.com items in my calendar because the times are in PDT and they don’t have any built in notification (that works)

Also made it work with govdeals but I haven’t tested that in ages so YMMV

Writes it to a Google calendar URL. I had it write to an ICS file at one point but I don’t have version control on this one file

javascript: (
    () => {
        function createItem(productTitle, date) {
            console.log(productTitle, date);
             window.open(`https://calendar.google.com/calendar/render?action=TEMPLATE&text=${productTitle}&details=${productTitle} @ Goodwill ${window.location}&dates=${date}/${date}`);
        }
        if (window.location.href.toString().includes("https://shopgoodwill.com/item/")) {
            try {
                let title = document.querySelectorAll(".mb-4.d-none.d-md-block.ng-star-inserted")[0].innerText;
                let headers = document.querySelectorAll("th.font-weight-bold.text-nowrap");
                let time;
                if (headers[4].innerHTML == " Handling Price: ") {
                    time = headers[5] }
                else {
                    time = headers[4]
                }
                time = time.parentElement.children[1].innerHTML.substring(0, 25) + "DT";
                console.log(headers);
                createItem(title, new Date(time).toISOString().split(".")[0].replace(/-/gi, "").replace(/:/gi, "") + "Z");
            } catch (e) {
                alert("An error occurred, check the console for full details: " + e);
                console.log(e); 
            }
        } else if (window.location.href.toString().includes("https://www.govdeals.com/index.cfm")) {
            try {
                createItem(document.querySelectorAll("#asset_short_desc_id")[0].innerText, new Date(document.querySelectorAll("tr > td[align='right'][nowrap='nowrap'] > b")[0].innerText.replace("ET", "EDT")).toISOString().split(".")[0].replace(/-/gi, "").replace(/:/gi, "") + "Z");
            } catch (e) {
                alert("An error occurred, check the console for full details: " + e);
                console.log(e);
            }
        } else {
            alert("This is not a goodwill or govdeals item page.");
        }
    })();

This isn’t YAML, this is just sparkling JSON

You could try, but tourism is already on a decline to the United States