Colonel Panic

this seems overengineered to me - it’s easy enough to have fully automated builds, deployments and releases already. you can even have ai sketch your github actions or similar config. anything beyond that is simply a downgrade or reinventing the wheel. a git commit hook might be just enough

array.reverse() should do the trick 😆

or a Honda civic

they don’t take your firstborn but go straight for your soul instead

sltar License

Using this software requires giving your first child to the author so that they can “immolate it to the devil”.

i’m feeling the urge to hide this clause in one of my projects. i’d change it to Rumpelstiltskin though.

with every reinstall, i go hunting for decent calendar- and email-apps. always go back to Evolution eventually

vibe coding is the dumbest term they could have come up with. can we call it imbecile coding instead?

you just invented Homelander from “The Boys”

people who take camera pictures of their screen instead of doing a proper screenshot should not call themselves developers

GrapheneOS’ camera app has a qr code reader baked in

i’m seeing the parallels between Elon and the Carver

who’s a good FOSS developer? you are!

not being able to master markdown might hint at why the commenter is struggling with C++

it’s similar with amazon/booking - if you use their share button, you get a neater shortened url but tracking is baked in. but you can still just copy the url from the browser search bar instead (which, acknowledged, might particularly not work well for IG)

relevant xkdc when they bring back pasting

i first read “nutshell” and now i think they’ve missed an opportunity there 😅

maybe it was all crappy and obvious on purpose, to prove how easy it could be