I’d this an fingecle? A fock? A Fenis? Or maybe a fick? I know it starts with an F. But maybe its a peninger? A cocinger or a dicinger?
May I suggests pickle Ball? Its good for old people. Easy on the joints. My brother in law has diabetes and he goes every weekend. Ah, its the orange piece of shit!!! Should have started there. Yeah, golf is right. But better in a dark room with a virtual game. Once he misses a few times he can just grab the ball and hit the wall with it.
And Nintendo lawsuits going after grandmas.
Now we know what is more profitable:
https://lemmy.world/post/27585832
Forget batteries man! Bottles is where its at!
You’re not gonna believe this but the entire thing gets inserted, and the fat part goes in first.
Elon the felon’s financials:
Because after 7 8 9, 0 probably 8 a bunch of other numbers, but O is even fatter so it probably 8 even more!
How about works of art painted in fentanyl laced gelatin paint?
Just giving you all a hint lol. You could paint an entire car in that.
NBC news: Trump saw something on the internet, now is applying tariffs on all types of programming imports. Specially Python for some reason.
At work I learned that cyanide is actually very dangerous because it accumulates its effects. Like you have a little now and a little later, then suddenly you can’t get up from bed so you call in sick. Its dangerous stuff.
The guy bankrupted a casino, not by playing against it and being super lucky, but by owning it. Virtually everything he has ever touched in business has turned to shit. How do you ever in the living fuck screwup stakes at Costco? My cousin with my be good eye and a working elbow could do it.
And now its the country’s second try. This time unhinged, with all the training wheels off. The guy is stepping on the pedal while stripping the car for parts and giving away the fuel. The guy doesn’t even drive, he just fired the chauffeur and is dismantling the car from the inside with a shot gun…full steam ahead on to a nice brick wall and an infinity cliff ready to take us all with him. And Canada and Mexico and Gina. Three and three quarters of a year more of daily atrocities and law breakage. At least Hitler boy brought back the astronauts.
With OSM I don’t understand how to enter my destination address. Like today I needed to get from work real quick somewhere. I caved and went to the evil map. But otherwise I get to work with it in case the freeway gets plugged.
How would you say trump is like Hitler? Do you have to describe the Holocaust in few words within a long ass German style word?
Porque no los dos? I hate porch pirates and would love to sprinkle some in glitter. However, some porch pirates I’ll assume are just poor kids. But I am intrigued by people wanting to go into a mortgage for a chance to end up pasted on a wall.
I would also be afraid of dying funny. You know what I mean? Like in old cars you would eat the steering wheel or get your guts removed by the center post of the steering wheel and right thru your spine. Not very funny. But on the Tesla steering wheel you could end up smashing your face right on the screen. Or if you’re a woman, the implants could get sucked right into the two holes of the steering wheel. That would be awkward on a full body viewing… Well it’s a new bra style she was trying… And then you get smacked in the face with a software glitch airbag. Wouldn’t that be nice? Well at Least the steering wheel pit remover problem is solved. Give it a few hundred years and maybe someone will come up with an automated car that doesn’t drive into walls.
Wow! I didn’t even know those things exited before reading the comments lol.
Egg…like literally everything has egg in it. Sorry I got interrupted mid post. But I’m gonna go read all the comments. Some alternative photography processes use egg whites or yolks to sub or apply a layer to the film.
Pasta
And to mark you as a target for accidental deportation.
With your hand.
Ahhh! He’s doing that Trump thing!