Mom mom mommy mommy mommy mom mom. Mom. Mom. Mommy.

That doesn’t say much, shoplifting is super common.

Nine Treasures.

John
(long pause)
Doe

So horrible. In the 15 years I’ve had cats, I always, ALWAYS check. Better to check a thousand times without need, than to live with that regret.

God, I knew someone who accidentally killed a kitten this way, and the guilt really ruined their mental health.

Loch Ness monster.

Phuket, I’m leaving.

Ugh the war on drugs is so stupid.

Wow, that’s uncomfortable.

And if it’s a boy?

What kind of HR rat snitched on him?

Vladimir Nabokov got criticized and accused over writing Lolita all the time.

Did he sing about his wife’s womb as a pub that’s closing and expelling the drunkards?

>:(

I now identify as a Power Bisexual.

Just don’t allow them to recite poetry at you

I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

Two of my exes were significantly shorter than me, and I think at least half of them were my height or shorter. I don’t give a fuck, height is such an unimportant and arbitrary characteristic. I don’t know many women who care about it.

But I guess if you’re looking for shallow contact, you’ll find shallow people.

Here’s some review of recent research on the topic: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6970937/