turdcollector69

Many such cases

Stored separately for left overs. I won’t stand for soggy rice

No, but now I’ve got fomo about this. What exactly am I missing out on here? What should I look up recipes for or order?

Cornmeal is for seafood and okra. I am fully willing and committed to dying on this hill.

I never had the hooters experience, I had more of a “self-imposed secret conversation therapy” and being bi certainly helped to pass.

Lifelong identity issues and anxiety are worth it to avoid the travesty of cornmeal on chicken imo.

Oh yeah that’s definitely more like it

It’s the modern version of “upvote this post to make it the top search result” but somehow even dumber

“I’m in my 30’s, have 2 degrees, have had a soul- rushing corporate job for more than a decade. I’m quite happily married. We bought a house when we were 23- younger than Carly here in this comic.”

Yes you are because all of this starting privilege doesn’t go to poor people. You’re extremely privileged roleplaying as some communist keyboard warrior when in reality you know nothing of the struggles of the people this comic represents.

I won’t glaze you. You’re incredibly privileged and have found success because of this privlage. Any argument otherwise is delusional.

So you were in an incredible position of privilege, your advice is only good for the bourgeoisie not for the people this comic actually applies to.

Idk what flex you thought you had but being middle aged with a teenagers sense of the world is incredibly sad.

You’re so right that it’s much better to piss away the time you have to build for the future.

I can tell you’re a teenager or in your early twenties because you skipped from 20’s to twilight years without a single thought for what’s going to happen between the two.

Stay in school, this comic is a cautionary tale not a romance.

Yeah purity testing has burned so many bridges unnecessarily.

It’s one thing to hold yourself to a standard, it’s another to repeatedly alienate yourself because nobody is pure enough to measure up.

The American left has been ineffectual because it’s as interested in fighting itself as it is fighting conservatives.

Undecided/uninformed voters see the difference between the parties as: endless pissing contest vs proud ignorance. At least the ignorant are having fun and getting shit done.

Until the culture stops prioritizing smuggies over who’s the best leftist and starts prioritizing meaningful action we’re just going to keep losing.

We need to start treating politics as a popularity contest and not like a reddit comments pissing contest.

What do you mean the coach doesn’t legally own the players?

What’s the fucking point of owning a sports team then?

We’re so fried.

Craving constant stimulation yet too anxious to enjoy anything actually stimulating so we resort to idle games because that’s all the responsibility we can comfortably enjoy.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with us, I think everyone is just super burnt out.

I did as a kid because I was different from everyone else.

As an adult I’m so incredibly thankful that I didn’t suffer genital mutilation because of social pressure from people I couldn’t care less about.

I’m very happy being natural.

People who unironically think this should go clean some leaves themselves and see how long they stick with the rake.

It’s always so much easier to tell other people how to do their job.

I feel like I’m missing lore

Purity testing.

If you don’t align with the party narrative 100%, down to the atom, then you’re basically maga.

I don’t think people realize this is a major factor that drives people away from progressive politics.

When a conservative meets someone more conservative, they bitch about liberals. When a leftist meets someone more left than them they compete with each other to see who’s most “pure.”

This is a major problem.

Sprint yourself to starvation then bust at the finish line and die.

Salmon are so based for doing this so I can have lox on my bagel

I switched to IEM’s with a Bluetooth DAC after someone stole my brand new galaxy buds.

It looks dated by today’s standards so people don’t want to steal it. Funny though because this setup is way better quality.

I’m so tired of these woke ingredients and liberals ruining my food. Have you seen baby oil recently?

There’s no fuckin baby in it

I feel like it’s pretty common for kids to see the actions of adults and think they’re all stupid until they themselves become adults and finally see what motivated those actions in the first place.

The few adults I’ve run into who maintained the whole “everyone else is such a moron” both overestimated their own intelligence by an order of magnitude and were cripplingly narcissistic.