troybot [he/him]

AI toilet is a registered sex offender

The US will take long term ownership of Ukraine and turn it into “the Riviera of Eastern Europe”

It’s like reading ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics

Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

Then you return home to find all your stuff was put away in wrong places and have a complete meltdown because you can’t find anything when you need it.

Knowing IBM, probably something to do with Nazis

It’s like Superman III

Shinzo Abe was assassinated.with a doohickey made out of a wood board and metal conduit pipes wrapped up in electrical tape

The CEOs get a false sense of security and are lured out of hiding. Then the real killer guns down another one. Rinse and repeat.

And you’d think a simple solution is just leave out the hyphen when you put you name in, but that can also lead to problems when the system is looking for a 100% perfect match.

And good luck if they need to scan the barcode on your ID.

To learn more google “Rule 34 Vatican mascot”

Why does Bill look like Gru?

Yeah the Bible has specific rules about eating pig

Not sure what OP’s reasonings are, but the brand is owned by Coca-Cola, which has ties with Israel and operates a bottling factory in the occupied West Bank.

Jesus was not a skilled water bender… it exploded in flames and burned to the ground

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Man what a wind string of events with those advertisements. Someone on a Creative team came up with a silly mascot, ends with pizza shop employees being held hostage at gunpoint.