This is my favorite one lol.

It bothers me that no one acknowledged that this can still be logically true. Of course if most people’s ADHD goes away in childhood then it doesn’t really logically mean anything to ask “most people you know with ADHD” because by definition, you will only be asking the subset of people for whom that isn’t true.

You can’t really survey the people for whom ADHD went away in childhood by asking all the people you know with ADHD because the people who would confirm the psychologist’s claim are not going to be included in that survey.

The F sound is usually a labialdental fricative in English. So you are putting your bottom lip on your teeth and letting some air go by to make the F sound.

English has bilabial plosives where you touch both lips together and let air stop for a moment which makes the P or B sounds.

English doesn’t have a bilabial fricative so you might be doing this in your dialect and it doesn’t stand out to anyone because it doesn’t otherwise have a phonetic meaning. But, interestingly, in other languages a bilabial fricative has distinct meaning from a labial dental fricative. I believe I’ve read that in Japanese the “F” in “Mount Fuji” is actually a bilabial fricative and not the normal F that English speakers use.

Preach!

Ha! There’s probably some other layer of theology there when you consider that that G stands for “Gine” pronounced like “Djinn.”

Zeno is gonna be really upset that you are reading from their diary.

What is “The Axiom of Tyler the Creator”?

Weirdly accusatory thing to say as an answer to a post explicitly asking which actions they should take to back up their words.

That should probably be red alert wakeup call for you right?

I hope Santa left exactly what you wanted in the sokoban branch.

hahaha

Him: “Which animals can I fuck?”

You: “This reminds me of canadian contract law. Also I can use this as an opportunity for language prescriptivism.”

Why would you think that?

When the cats start to glow or change colors.

LMLML

Dang, we must have had so many Superbowls.

marry me.

John Green had a quote about this that he was saying even before his brother had cancer.

“Don’t just do something, stand there.”

The PEPPPERONI of tools!? that’s not a thing right? why pepperoni??

Shouldn’t that X axis really be “percentage” instead of “number” for this to make any sense at all?

That kid drawing of buzz light-year and under it in kid handwriting it says “I cum in pies”.