Beets

When the only tool you have is a deep lifelong understanding of computational language, everything starts to look like a hypergraph.

Cisco Webex.

You think teams or zoom are annoying? This is much worse. The worst part is with some default meeting settings, a loud chime would play every time someone joined. People kept this on for meetings of 300+ people, then they started talking over the beeps once “the popcorn slowed down.”

As opposed to Cole’s law, which is a finely shredded cabbage salad

It’s a joke about software development tools breaking in dumb ways, and that it’s not a problem with saws

I’m a software engineer who does woodworking, and I approve this message.

But my favorite explanation: you grab your hand saw, and it works. You don’t find out that the latest npm japanese-hand-saw-tooth package is incompatible with plywood, and you need to downgrade the package or buy new plywood to make a cut.