I’m 31, and consider myself a 2000’s kid. I grew up with Fairly Odd Parents, GBA, and PS2, among others. I guess I don’t put much stock into my life before age 6; I moved to Canada when I was 5 and have already forgotten much of my native language or what life was like back there.

If you sleep in pyjamas or have a thin sheet between you and the chainmail, then perhaps the hair pinching would be less of an issue.

Could that also be a sign that the person is simply older?

Even $5k is extremely cheap for a good 6’1" grand piano in good condition.

That’s an interesting way to say burglary.

Some people say that there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but what you asked is proof that those people are wrong.

I was reading a book on the train. A guy had the nerve to come up to me and ask me about the book I was reading.

Perhaps memorize the location, or keep a piece of paper on your person (or a note on your phone) that tells you where it is?

At least they’re not big enough to fuck you.