What an interesting take…I assume you will be down voted into oblivion, but it is thought provoking all the same. When I was younger I thought police helped people and I probably would have considered being a police officer. Now, I can’t imagine who would want to and I immediately question anyone who would. I have to imagine this is causing the people who truly want to help people to avoid the profession.

100% factually accurate and yet still devastating to hear.

25 years…I can almost hear the modem whining like it was yesterday.

This is really well written and I agree with a lot of your points…but when I read “as far back as the early 2000s” I felt about 100 years old.

Wait…everyone doesn’t do that?

Part of my job is to process user feedback. The amount of times that I get opposing comments like this is wild. Sometimes the comment is subjective, but sometimes they are outright sharing opposing facts. It definitely keeps life interesting!

I am almost certain that this is incorrect, but I always feared my boots would tear up my feet if I lost my callouses.

I think this is called a pumice stone, but I have never used one.

Finally!

This is exactly the energy I hope for in a shitposting mod. TYFYS

Yo ho yo ho…

My most talented coworker was a contractor that was hired on full time. He has repeatedly said he would never have made it through the hiring process. I think about that a lot.

Lot of jokes here, my brother repeatedly has told me he is disgusted by the fact that we look at toilet paper to tell if we are clean. Granted he would have to get the TP very close to his face to be able to see anything. He says he just wipes until he is clean. Not an exciting answer, but that’s what I got.

Show me how you reboot the PC.

*User turns off monitor