Definitely not me. I just want to go put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars…

The Lumberjacks!

Positive thoughts are always a good thing!

Damn, this is dark like that overcooked puppy in my microwave.

Maybe that’s how the position became “open.”

Backpacked through Europe for a couple of weeks.

Exposing his neck just like that?! That’s just asking for trouble.

He’s pretending to read a newspaper.

This is so dumb… How do you even grow oranges that big and how would you even collect the juice?!

Wait, are you implying slave owners are the coolest??

I was going to say 30, but doesn’t feel like the 90’s was that long ago…oh, wait. Ugh.

Lol I guess he didn’t invest properly when he was still relevant…like 20 years ago?!

Obligatory “everything reminds me of her” comment.

Chilli’s a milf, man…so hot.

Also my knees: here’s some cracking noises too!

Too soon. 😭

The bowl is too high. You’ll have to put some rice on the bottom so it’s mouth can reach.

Disclaimer: I’m not Poseidon.

That’s easy. Just flip it, then flip it over again, just like a USB plug.

Jim Carrey

Damn fine album.