As usual, I voted for who I wanted in the primary and I’ll vote for who I must in November and, as usual, they won’t be the same person.

Missed opportunity: portugeese.com

There are many states where trucks only need one plate, and they put it in the front.

Is this more shit posting or are you serious?

10 minutes!? Slow down and enjoy it!

Oh shit, I think I just discovered a kink. I have always enjoyed ripping open those bags, but I have never had the opportunity to rip fishnet stockings. Now, it occurs to me that I may really enjoy ripping open a pair of fishnet stockings to get to the…fruit…inside.