According to Wikipedia, jizz is 2-5% sperm by volume. Assuming the mean of 3.5, that’s still a 3.2cm sphere of sperm; add all the supportive tissue and germ cells surrounding it (which make up the majority of testicular volume) and that would definitely be larger than the typical 5×2×3cm ellipsoid.

Each individual ball would actually be about 9.85cm, assuming they’re both the same size.

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=diameter+of+a+0.5L+sphere+in+centimeters

It’s a urinal, I would hope it doesn’t have access to any poop to analyze.

This. I got the “physically unable to multitask” ADHD instead of the “needs multiple sources of stimulation” ADHD.

Mine goes: open the image,

I love the implicit idea that celebrities are region-locked like video games lol

Having been to Paris myself not too long ago, their rudeness is far overhyped. They were actually quite pleasant to us for the most part, only a handful of interactions that I would consider rude, mostly from street scammers. Maybe I just got lucky or missed some social cues, but I’m not sure where this idea of the openly contemptuous average Parisian comes from.

I am cursed with this relevant and more accurate image, so now you are as well 😔

It’s called an extended-stay hotel, they exist but unfortunately they’re not that common.

Reuters, AP, Fox, and PBS all did pieces on it tbf