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Accurate to real life parenting.

Yes but they’ll be so terminally online next time, that they’ll get distracted by their phones all the time.

I could impale one on a spike and its teammates would try to debate me.

Right; they love people who hate Jews. Why the fuck would they kill him?

Zionists hate Jews, so it probably balanced out. I wonder why they killed him?

Yes but if i did that thing I’d kill myself in about five minutes. So really I’m doing the healthy thing.

Thats not true. I’m sure he liked his dog. She wasn’t male.

Okay. So he was anti-zionist-state but pro genocide?

I guess now we need to figure that out.

Shoplifting. Feeding the homeless. Sleeping in his car.

The ones cool people do.

Wait, antisemite definition one ‘hates Jews’ or antisemite definition two ‘thinks Palestinians are people’? Definition one has nothing to fear.

Well, he was white and almost as much of a Nazi as them.

It’s fine, I’m sure they don’t all do this and have a culture of silence about it. I’m sure nobody at the NSA has seen literally every pair of tits in the country, adult and otherwise.

Okay but the only other option for making transportation better and faster is trains–trains are old, and not new, and not shiny.

So c’mon, let’s all grab our ceremonial daggers and dig out the altar to Moloch…

Next time the us marines occupy my city will be much less scary but much more annoying.

More the tools.

Their uniforms will be by Hugo boss

It’s not loading for me–but holy shit.

Its not doing the stated thing–It is working.

I’m glad to see somebody preparing for the future.

Well, someone did.