Capitalism: “Numbers go brrrrr”

This is some good shit. As a white American male, I say: fuck sexism and racism. You go, girl.

I came here to say this. Like, they’re not wrong.

“Suspicious”, yeah. “Immediately making assumptions and then effing someone over”, no. I wouldn’t have been dumb enough to not investigate. Hell, if it wasn’t them, it could make a great story. “Yeah, my dad named me Arnold Schwarzenegger. It’s hell, but it’s also kinda great?”

That’s not only stupid, that sounds fucking illegal.

I called you “bro”.

I didn’t say it was a good pun.

A pun.

You’re wrong. Come at me, bro.

😉

Excuse me, but as a middle child, I have to absolutely object to that last statement. Middle children have their own unique sibling/personality complexes. :P

Oh wait, I don’t exist. Wow, that’s a stealthy, mean joke. That cuts, fam.

Don’t forget your dual-wheel, 4D+ mouse!