Is it bad if I thought of Professor X before Picard?

Never knew ancient squids used roads.

Inagine going back hundreds of years to convince everybody in the world to use the same time. “No I know not everybody has a clock, but if you could consider sunrise midday that would make my job in the future much easier.”

All the code I know is stackoverflow search results.

You have the most appropiate username.

It waa the first thing I thought of as well so there are at least 3 of us.

Phew close one.

Identical twins should be called clones.

Can a non-programmer get some explanation?

Best part it when you think you know where people are going, tune out and then realize you were wrong.

Beans stroganoff

You do have to live in that room without making a sound for that period. How do you eat? Pee?

Netherlands: you get asked what kind, or hot water with a box teabags to pick from.

Iced tea is a seperate thing entirely.