Lag

I wish you well

If I’d known it was hammer time I would’ve stopped.

When I do your “men’s boots” test, it looks like I get better results using Qwant, which is European.

It works by creating free advertisement for Barilla

Hope she used a McIntosh apple

I prefer 2mm mechanical pencils instead of the 0.5mm ones.

To bee or not to bee, that is the question.

It’s a well oiled machine that turns the greed of some people into the misery for other people

Mongo only pawn in game of life

Choking hazard

On the subject of potential weapons : what happens when a patient has a prosthetic limb?

Each time looking for it for at least 10 minutes, so this time I’m going to put it at the logical place.

Time passes…

Looking for hours at the four logical places I could’ve put it, then giving up. Coming across it a week later and thinking “well that IS a logical place for it to be”

You can’t find them because you from 15 minutes in the future took them, duh.

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

Harambe?

Do they have to be mine?

Aw, you shouldn’t.

No he isn’t. I’ve checked.

911 is a different kind of suicide hotline