This is the most correct answer.

Rebind Caps to Esc.

ZZ (or ZQ if you don’t want to save the file).

I fully support promoting CSS to be Turing complete if I never have to touch JS for the UI elements ever again.

I’m going to take a potato chip… AND EAT IT!!1!

Dunno, sounds about right to me.

You’ve never seen Spice and Wolf? Chihayafuru? Hibike! Euphonium? Mushishi? Samurai Champloo? Death Note? Inferno Cop?

Gentoo is the best platform for this.

I’m a walking ad for PostgreSQL, free and open-source RDBMS. It’s so much better than any other database, you should give it a try.

I am none of the above.

Laravel is shit.

I can believe it became popular only because devs don’t care about the code.

Compared to MySQL most definitely.

Granted, Oracle has pushed some fresh air into it, but still it has a long way to go.

Sort of harsh approach, but I get it.

Though I did learn the most while having a lot of data and had issues with performance.

Studying Postgres in that job was the absolute best part, I learned so much, and now I can’t find a problem Postgres can’t fix.

There was a running joke in my last office that I was paid to promote Pg because every time MySQL fucked something up, I would bring up how Postgres would solve it. I even did several presentations.

Then we migrated to Postgres and suddenly everything is stable as a rock, even under worse conditions and way more data.

I just love Postgres so much.

Wow, do I have some stories for you.

But in short, there’s a lot of FOSS software that people use every day without knowing about it.

And it gets no funding, because why it should.

Companies making 9+ figures have issues sending even a $1000 to an open project that they depend heavily on.

But Microsoft/Oracle/VMWare/Google licenses? That money just shoots out like from a cannon.

Even if those products are not 100% needed and can be replaced.

The thing is - it’s not hard to automate boring repetitive tasks, and we have been doing it for decades really effectively.

But we can’t have people have free time and no worries, right?

Look at me getting some german vocabulary practice in every day!

emerge or gtfo

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Yes, of couse it can, all of that and even more!

Yes, everything coming from contemporary generative AI is a slop.

Gentoo is the only way.

I’m not sure if this is satire, because if yes, well played, if not, Fuck That.

It’s from a game called Dwarf Fortress - where you play in a simulated world trying to keep your dwarves alive.

They get bored of eating the same food, so with farming and hunting there’s also fishing.

In the past, carps were added with some default settings, which made them overpowered. They would wipe entire squads of Dwarves that would approach any body of water with a carp in them.

(They were nerfed later on.)

The game has a very complex fighting system, so when creatures fight, sometimes they fall down, after a big hit with a hammer, or getting knocked unconscious. If they are not fatally wounded, they will get back up. There’s a lot of actions that happen inside the game, but not always in the ‘correct’ context, as the game is still in development.

And somewhere on the internet, there was a screenshot with combat log showing:

The Carp attacks the Miner but She jumps away! The Carp stands up.

So carps were already a challenge, and then you read they can stand up!? Imagine the terror of an army of strong beasts marching down to your fort from a nearby river.

There were many bugs in the game, if you like rabbitholes, this is a good one.

I mean DeepSeek opened their model mostly to fuck with the US, I can’t imagine it wasn’t their goal.

Erasing a cool trill on a day was absolutely amazing to watch.

There’s like 2 people who will get the reference, but fuck it, here it comes.