Use a virtual credit card when signing up for subscription services. Set the recurring amount at just enough to cover the trial amount, and then once the subscription fee goes up it’ll notify you if you wish to continue paying for it. You can increase the limit if you want to keep the service, or just let the card decline until the service is cancelled. Most credit cards have virtual cards as an option, but I also use app.paywithextend.com

Stranger Than Fiction, soundtrack by Spoon

To add to that, use those nitrile gloves when you cook. It’s a game changer for food prep, especially when working with raw meat

Mattress, shoes, chair, tires. The things that are between you and the ground

I feel this deep inside

It’s more about not really caring if the person you’re telling the joke to finds it funny and more about amusing yourself