I assume you’re joking but just in case you’re not.

That is extremely not the case.

Running in a VM. On top of a hypervisor.

That’s how that usually works, yeah.

Because cat people are weird as fuck.

That’s the kind of logic people historically used when designing low level programming languages. It’s not the kind of logic you should use or that people nowadays usually do use. Undefined behavior is widely seen as a Bad Thing in the programming language design community.

Pages are fractional now?

Man, I really gotta get with the times…

Data can’t be both publicly disclosed and deleted, lol.

I’m not even a librarian but pshh, I still got a card. They give them out to anyone, you know.