Spot on, but we still play along with the charade because it’s cathartic. I was raised by people like this and I feel an inch closer to humanity when I get to talk shit on the strawman.

What did you think the movie “Wicked” was about? A costume party?

Flat Earth.

I know cats that blink the middle light if you brake hard.

EDIT: I’m not fixing that typo

That’s 90% of good tech

I thought the same thing about blinkers and turning the wheel.

Same here

No

Most of these people would be okay with harvesting a dead person’s organs so long as they aren’t theirs.

He can’t even get the order right. The phrase is “[thing] and also water is wet.”

This is the family farm. I AM THE OSHA

Video for context

https://youtu.be/8_59wFH2tv4?si=wg7svmH6mkk6uyyY

To be fair, this works with humans, too.

When I got out of the military, my outprocessing included a briefing about how to get interviews with federal organizations. One thing they taught us was that you can copy the job description, paste it into your resume, and set the font to white. The automated systems at USA Jobs would register a match to the job description and rate you as a better candidate and the human screeners were so overworked that they would just go with what the computer says without checking.

Wow. I thought they were just dumb. That makes it worse, I think.

Excellent point

Well shit, I accidently deleted the one without the corrupted image. Here is the original if it matters to anyone.

I didn’t know it existed

I love this detail. It’s one of my favorite go-tos for the OT.

Man. I just now noticed that this is clearly a chopped up quote. That’s not even one sentence.