It’s not working I can still hear the screams

Don’t take it out of the birds they’re just stressed

1st taste…?

Your history is full of bad takes. Maybe pay attention to those downvotes and think about it.

I’d raid a Google data center and work on rebuilding the Internet with whatever remains of their infrastructure. Wait is this us talking about our apocalypse plans or…?

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

The hot rod flames make it go faster

I can only imagine the stress you’re under, please take care of yourself.

Have you considered ego death? Abandon concepts like being polite or not rocking the boat. Do something you think might be enjoyable because you can and laugh off others who don’t understand. Life is too short to be normal.

What if it was a cognitive phenomena scp style where it’s like forced ADHD when interacting with the other species?

Wait, no… That’s still interesting

I suspect it’s related to insurance in the case of loss by the bank. I think most have upper limits to how much they’ll reimburse if they’re robbed or something so they’ll store it in multiple accounts.

I don’t think anyone would just have an exorbitant amount of money in one spot.

This needs more up votes. Thank you for the interesting read.

Meet truck-kun

They say I can do magic, what I can do is anything.

Ooo… I might adopt this practice.

Gendered bathrooms are dumb. Just give everyone individual spaces to shit and move on.

“You are free to agree with my speech”

I’m learning so much

I’m also very disappointed by this.

Secret/