The camera wouldn’t emerge through the other side until the whole pole is through though, the Stargates only pass matter to the other end once the full object has entered.

Only if you still get security updates for those 7 years, which is I think the case with the Pixels, and some Samsung flagships, but is very far from being the norm. You don’t want a non-updated phone.

Edit: of course that also works if you can switch to an alternate rom that does receive the updates.

That was a good read, thank you!

Yes! Will people stop with their sloppy criticisms?