Aren’t we talking about modern idioms here?

Below par or under par. Used backwards by everyone. As a golfer, I want to be under par.

See you space cowboy

For a probably more sane view, my wife said she would probably call the authorities.

I would use the victim’s laptop to figure out where I was, and their phone to call my wife to have her begin driving in my direction with the intention of meeting her on the way. Then using bleach based cleaning supplies or worst case a wet rag, wipe down any surfaces I might have touched, including the knife. Then use the victim’s car to the nearest interstate observing all traffic laws to meet my wife along the agreed upon route. I remove any cash in the house and gas cans if available.

https://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914

Not an internet legend really, but zombo.com is still up. It’s been 25 years since I first found it and you can still do anything you like at zombo.com

It also seems to be on the rise in online publications. Both spelling errors and synonym/grammar issues have increased significantly over the last year, most significantly in the last 3-4 months.

https://youtu.be/3mbvWn1EY6g

Ace of Spades - Motörhead

Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or god?

One of the churches still has some original buildings from around 1740. Old for the us, not so old for Europe.

There’s probably a word for it in German or Swedish. I bet it’s long and hard to pronounce, maybe with a non-English pronunciation symbol.