Dwemthy (he/him)

If you’re adding mushroomy or cheesy flavor to the onsen then you’re skipping an important step: scrubbing your filthy body thoroughly before getting in the tubs.
Pork flavor is normal because that’s what we humans taste like. Do right by the ramen shops and clean yourself before adding your meats to the communal broth.

There are 5 “secret symbols”, you can tell by the 5 above the signature. Found: dynamite, pie, alien, eye, and a ‘K2’ https://www.bizarro.com/secret-symbols

My boomer mother swiped too far on her own phone when she was showing me something

Ah ha! I have you completely figured out! The next words out of your mouth will be: “the bowl of Captain Crunch should have cut the roof of your mouth to shreds!”

Mfw I’m checking for null

🤯

Being chained up by ones arms like that is supposed to be excruciatingly painful. The sarcasm probably doesn’t hurt more

But it clearly says lunar eclipse

It’s a lunar eclipse, the Earth is eclipsing the moon, preventing it from reflecting the light of the sun

Sprinkles

To reach the top shelf

Minute, pronounced like “my newt”, means tiny

Ours is a fun god!
Ours is the sun god!
Ra ra ra!

Having a regular schedule of updates helps get individual big fixes or features out faster. You may not notice a difference because you may not experience the bugs that are being fixed. There may be slight changes to features that you don’t use enough to notice. There could even be features that are disabled until they’re remotely enabled. Mobile apps often run A/B tests for changes to see how those changes affect user behavior, so you might be in the “no change” test cohort when you don’t see changes, those changes may never activate on your installation if the test doesn’t pan out.

I recently convinced my team to adopt this practice so I’ve been brushing up on it. When done right it can mean a more stable app and quicker response to issues since it relies heavily on monitoring app performance, bug reports, and user reviews. Communication to users is hard since you don’t want to have every update be “fixed bugs” but it’s also unnecessary to say “fixed an issue where a batch upload job didn’t handle individual errors by retrying” for each change that may not actually impact you as a user but which impacts the business that builds the app.

Black Hole Sun

But how do you make the eggs reassemble themselves?

I’ve seen people staple their arms because they couldn’t think of anything better to do. You can have an impulse that you don’t actually want to do but which you follow through on

Damn, Demodex has a looooooong butt!

Like the real Jesus would run as a Democrat. At least with the Devil you know where you stand! /s

Player character deaths in my games so far:

1. Beheaded at the bottom of the ocean (he got better)
2. Crashed into by a banshee powered aircraft
3. Touched a god killing weapon which is too full of sadness for mortals to handle

Does converted to an NPC upon leaving the campaign for scheduling reasons count as death by scheduling reasons? The character lives on