I’m a big chili fan and can handle some decent heat, this comes closest: https://www.flyinggoosebrand.com/product/sriracha-blackout/

But it kind of defeats the point if Sriracha, for me at least, which is slightly hot garlic ketchup-like red stuff :)

Same, had to scroll too far to see another nixos user

I’ve been using one full time for about five years now without issue. Even kind of like having to move around a little