I’m a trans guy and I joke about how I’m only doing it to not get talked over in meetings so this rings plausible.

If it’s DINKWADs I’ve heard dual income no kids with a dog but if S is part of the acronym I got nothin’

me avoiding preparing for a job interview I really wish I hadn’t seen this or that I were out of q-tips.

But in this scenario don’t the toddlers need phones? Wait do toddlers all have phones now?

To be fair, the article doesn’t give his party affiliation and if you’re just scrollin’ on by this sounds like it could easily be from a RWNJ who believes masturbation and sex for funsies are sins and the bible should be law. Wikipedia says he’s a dem; I know nothing about him but the quote from him doesn’t read to me as ‘every sperm is sacred.’ Then again it is Mississippi so before reading the actual bill I was only 51% sure it was satire.

I ain’t seen the bridge!

Where’s that confounded bridge?

I bought a pack for the first time in like 10 years, fk it

Easy on the tini

As an elder millennial I also did not get that one.

Speculating lmao

I used to work at an animal shelter and as a result have dished up the vast majority of commercially available wet cat foods at some point (we’d get lots of stuff donated to us). At least what’s available where I live. Not gonna lie there have been a few fish ones where they’ve honestly smelled just like a decent fish chowder and I’ve thought ‘you know, in an apocalypse…’. Some are just chunks of mackerel or sardines in sauce and I eat sardines in sauce all the time lol. You’d have to eat a lot of them to get enough calories though. Kitten food is probably the most calorically dense but you won’t get a lot of flavor or texture options, mainly mystery meat pâté.