In the driver’s seat usually

I got dropped crowd surfing at a metal show once. Luckily I landed next to this 7’11" guy who just grabbed me and chucked me back on top of the crowd by himself

All right but which one does it taste like?

Thanks to Fallout I can recognize the sound of a bottle cap hitting a surface from across a crowded room and get the intense desire to go and grab it

Well that depends, can you go fuck yourself?

We’ve always called this “French Fry Syndrome” in my family, when you go to swallow a huge handful of fries and they do that super slow slide all the way down and it’s painful as hell

More like: Very patient Boeing enthusiast commits sudden and unexpected suicide

Fallout New Vegas VR

Ol’ Round Bastard

System of a Down, Static-X, Mushroomhead, and Alien Ant Farm would be one hell of a show