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I’d almost prefer if they didn’t give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza

What country is this?

Yes

I could only wish to be so useful

They clearly both forgot their towels

What do you call it?

Forgot: “Fastnat med skägget i brevlådan” Literal meaning being: “Stuck with your beard in the mailbox” which is basically saying you’ve fucked up and are getting caught in the act

“Goddag yxskaft” in Swedish, so no man involved here

Kamelåså?