A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESczegwk0g

The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.

It could certainly be used as evidence in your favor. Whether it by itself would be enough to exonerate you would depend on things like the evidence against you and how much weight the jury gave to your records.

These are known as souvenir plots. Generally, you aren’t buying the land, but rather you’re buying a contractual right to prevent the actual owner from developing the land.

Californian. No.

It wouldn’t solve any problems that can’t be solved by other means, and it would create new problems that we haven’t had to worry about before. It’d be a net loss for everyone involved.

Insufficient data for a meaningful answer.

UI elements that expand and cover up other UI elements when you mouse over them.

“Flat” color schemes where you can’t even tell where one UI element ends and the other begins.

Infinite scroll instead of pagination.

He’ll have to show us his Earth certificate, though.

Some species of ants invade neighboring colonies and carry away larva to work as slaves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave-making_ant

Some have stopped working, like SteamLink, but others still work. I know it’s just a matter of time.

Mine can because it also has Netflix, Hulu, etc. built in.

You fart continuously while using it.

The trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.

The hands are too big.

If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for “safety”, then it’s too dangerous to be road legal.

I am tired of lies.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.