So… a damntor? I still don’t get it. Or is the joke that a Finnish word sounds like a different English word?

Gotcha. Thanks!

Where did the English muffin come in?

I’m trying real hard here. Not getting it.

How do you pronounce bahn there?

Certainly not like OP seems to think. “Bahn”, just like it’s spelled. And uh… does not rhyme with words containing the letter ‘r’. Because they have an ‘r’ in them. And “bahn” does not.