Trolls used to make me so fucking mad.

Th1s ReALLY WuRkZ.

x marks the spot

this actually works

as funny as that is, …

not a single wall calendar up in my house.

no, but I have pissed through some screens.

I don’t. Guy at the office has one with an “unborn fetus” on one of the months, for the pic. Most of the rest is wildlife stuff, with scripture. But every year has at least one fetus page, usually with what looks to be a newborn or older free-floating in a cavern with text about how it has this or that at single digit weeks of age.

As anatomically correct as a Christian calendar.

I think they want a mango, but I am told pineapple makes it taste yummy. So I had a little trouble wondering if I couldn’t see the joke.

because popping corn in the bacon grease is the tastiest thing ever.

i’ve programmed in edlin. so there.

https://www.sportsmansguide.com/customerservice/productsafetyrecalls

two handguns on that list in the past two years, one in 2023 which can discharge if dropped. the other if decocked. the world is full of poorly designed machines.