Shit goes fast yo. Like Tom Waits says- Fall in love and get married then boom; How the hell did I get here so soon?

Together for 22 years, married for 15.

I can’t remember if I’ve seen it or not.

32oz wide mouth Nalgene for me. I have 3 and cycle them every 2 days. Dishwasher when I run it and bottle brush once a week. Never a hint of anything.

I took my wife out for pancakes today. We’re both crazy busy today but decided that a huge gut-busting lunch was a good idea. So while we were out fretting about how much we each still had to do and a little worried about whether or not we had time to even have gone out for lunch, I asked her if we could drive another 40-ish minutes out of the way to see if a game store had an Rpg book I’ve been looking for. She said no. She pointed out that I had just called and asked if they had it in stock and they said no, and that I had just done that in front of her literally 1 minute ago. I said that yeah, that may be true but maybe they were wrong.

From this I took away that my wife is definitely the adult in our relationship.

Still need my book though.

I contend that D.R.I is Skate Punk, not Thrash.

Sittin’ here on the toilet, it took me a second to shift the word “floaters” into proper context.

To laugh at the absurdity of it all.

And if you ask Vonnegut; to fart around.

Maybe had he not been staring at the light and stopped, he’d have seen all the warnings. Having rushed a light or two myself, I’m pretty sure the focus in on that.

Anything by guns and roses. I’ve turned off other people’s radios at work when they come on. It’s almost started fights but that shit can fuck right off. I can deal with anything else but there’s so etbihg about gnr that gets up my nose.

I wonder how it would have gone if he stopped for the red.

I like that it’s small and that most people are kind.
I dislike that when there’s a wave of reddit refugees it gets kind of gross for a bit till they either calm down or leave.

Also, beans and moths. But I’m not going to say if I like or dislike them, or one over the other.

Ha. He earned his 2.5 hour round trip then. And honestly, had he pulled out another, $200 I’d have told him fuck off.

I was selling a saw. Pretty good one, compound mitre, slider, 12" blade, and a really nice stand. I don’t remember what I wad asking, but it was fair. Let’s say $500 for the sake of the story. Dude gets in touch, asks a couple of questions, and says yeah, he’ll take it for that price. Day comes, he shows up and checks it out. I have it set up and we cut a couple of boards to show him it’s all square and good.

He says cool, here’s $300.

I say, yeah, uh, we said 5. I’m selling it for 5. Not 3.

He looks at me deadpan and says this is all I brought.

I say well, I’m selling it for 5.

He looks at me and says I drove all the way from *city about an hour away on a good day with no traffic.

I look back at him and say Huh. I bet you wish you hadn’t done that.

He just kind of stands there looking at his shoes while I pack the saw back up and he sort of sulks off.