Sign them up for something embarrassing or offensive via snail mail and use their first and last name (ghoster) but instead of their actual address, you use the neighbor’s address.

Meanwhile, my local Walmart is expanding their caged goods selection and they have been removing call buttons.

Its time to invest in vending machines.

Mojito time! Minty lime goodness just in time for the new year. This is one of my favorites.

It all depends on the flavor really. Some are done better by Bubbly (mango). I like Soleil’s Blood Orange out of all the citrus ones.

Bring back Saturnalia!

Pagers are still widely used in the medical field, especially, for surgeons.

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I knew some folks with a repair shop as a kid and got to use one of these.

https://youtu.be/-pG7TKX8RCM

ONCE OPENED REFRIGERATE

JUSTIN BAILEY for the win.

Something like the Gamesir G8 or Backbone One are great when the emulator lets you map controls.

The enema/douche bag at your service.

I’m here to help.

You can also install an emulator for various consoles too.

When you fed your AI too much mescaline.

The shower is a pocket dimension. Dreams can spontaneously form in the steamy aether.

The children’s bible. /s

That’s not fair though. 6AM is too early and you know it. After a long night of partying that amounts to a handicap.

/c/elephants

Too bad Russia hasn’t bled enough to consider a real negotiation.

Teamgroup makes decent enough products.