I work at a bank and it’s mind boggling how often I encounter systems very similar to this. A signed PDF isn’t good enough but send it via fax and suddenly it’s secure 🙄

Took me wayyy too long to figure out those were his horns and not his eyes

And unlike the original trolley problem, pulling the lever will always kill more people. I’d wager most people wouldn’t pull this lever because of this, but I agree there’s no Nash equilibrium.

Can’t count on the library of Alexandria staying up over time either

Is she a cat or something? I’ve never heard of anyone being afraid of a food item they aren’t allergic to

Nah fuck that, IDC if Musk doesn’t understand how acronyms work, it’s DGE. Doge will only ever refer to the good girl in my mind

Anyone who was in highschool when it came out should be by now