When I realized that theaters get DCP’s that are like 2-4 times the bitrate of a Blu-ray disk I died a little inside. I want those.

Theater DCPs are notorious for having insane amounts of DRM - you’d need a quantum computer to decrypt it, and even if you could there’s invisible watermarks all over the screen identifying the exact location and time that the movie was playing in, the studio would immediately find out and sue you for everything you have. Not to mention the theater that played it would lose their license and go out of business.

So, for the most part, movie theaters are the only instance where DRM actually won.

But, to my knowledge, there have only been two movies that got their DCPs leaked, and even then, they were old movies released decades ago. One of them is a war movie, and the other one is an animated movie - PM me for details.

Isn’t that part of the humor of The Muppets? People treat them as ordinary folk, they don’t see anything strange about a talking frog.

In The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie were identical twins, and everyone acted like they looked exactly alike.

They’re zany to the Max.

Electricity.

Try joining us on lemm.ee!

Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021)

Nowadays, you’ll be wishing for the depression of 2018/2019!

What’s up, my Removed by mod

Which version?

“So, what is it that you want?”

“That is a question I have pondered my whole life. I suppose it all started when I was six years old…”

“No, I mean what do you want at McDonald’s?”

“It may be blue, but it’s the bomb.”

“Tight! Tight, tight, yeah! Oh, blue, yellow, pink, whatever, man! Just keep bringing me that!”

Obamnyaa

!bookracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

That’s usually what people mean when they say that sarcastically.

When $USER had thus said, he was troubled in spirit, and testified, and said, Verily, verily, I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me. Then the peripherals looked one on another, doubting of whom he spake.

– Linus 13:21-22

Unironically I think this would be really helpful for us to understand dinosaur biology.

A person born in 0 is 2025 years old.

Dear Sue Ellen: I’m sorry I upset you, I didn’t mean to. It was really just a joke. I thought you could take a joke. But I guess I was wrong. I’ve been teased before about wearing glasses but I never felt I had to tell the teacher about it and get someone else in trouble. Maybe you’re just over-reacting? I don’t understand why you’re so upset about such a small thing. I thought we were friends.

— Arthur

Wow, a rare double-joke. Well done!