Spongebobsquarejuche [none/use name]

An F35? You sure Iran downed it? Could have been a software update.

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So the scene from Enemy at the Gates will officially become projection. ‘When the man with the gun dies, pick up the gun and shoot’.

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Politely ask them to snap a pic of their hog and post it.

Great idea.

Fooled by what?

I think it’s saying he was informing the UN about exiting the Paris agreement.

Flavored soda water.

Depend on what country you’re in.

Huh? What does that mean?

Who is we?

The party can’t fail, the party can only be failed.

The Democrats fucked this up. They tried to scare and shame people into voting for them while providing nothing. Weird how that didn’t work.

Maybe the Dems could have differentiated themselves on policy towards Israel. Rather than supporting a genocidal regime that clearly wanted them to lose.

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My friend found a tent on his property. It had mold on one side of it, a horrible smell and basically a black cloud of flies. He tried to open it but the stench was so bad he just called the police.

I was once at a party and I was trying to introduce myself to this person. I put my hand out to shake theirs and they fold there arms up and look away and say hello. How rude. I say what’s up? They, not making eye contact arms folded, ‘Nothing’.

I leave this weird game this person is playing fairly annoyed.

I walk over to a friend, who’s this person who won’t even look at me? ‘Oh that’s Tim, he’s blind.’

In other words; You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you,