Adam Schlesinger, a likely preventable death in this selfish fucking country. He gave so many beautiful things to the world while he was here.

Whole point is to give the aesthetics of a standalone app… Ridiculous executive slop.

Turn phone upside down until sandwich fall out. Eat it up. Yum.

The nazis weren’t as competent and intelligent as you suggest, that work was outsourced to IBM - Yes, that IBM.

You know that Watson product that IBM sells and advertises so often? R one that plays chess and was on jeopardy (Fun!) Turns out that Watson was the name of the dude that signed off on them accelerating the Holocaust for the nazis. Some believe the nazis couldn’t have been nearly as efficient at unrepentant large scale murder without IBM joining the fray, yet they skate on by…

No coincidences, trump will always bring disease and ruin. You keep welcoming the fox back into the henhouse, America.

Excuse me, waitress… I’ll have what SHE’S having.

What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

I am able to recite toy commercials and obscure TV theme songs from 90s kids shows with surprising accuracy, many decades past consuming them - Crossfire, Creepy Crawlers, James Bond Jr. Denver the Last Dinosaur… I’m your guy. I don’t watch these things deliberately to learn them and haven’t seen them since organically seeing during childhood, they just start playing in my head on the smallest triggers, music and lyrics, verbatim.

This is what the inside of my head is like, all the time

For those claiming to be upset about body shaming in this specific instance, nazis believe they are literally genetically superior specimens - that’s like one of the main parts of their deal. It’s party of why they perpetually want to SLAUGHTER millions of people, to rid the world of what they see as less superior genes in the pool.

Therefore, it is HIGHLY appropriate in this case to point out, frequently and with enthusiasm, that elmo is a very divorced and bloated potato, soaked overnight in a bath of drugs and one of those middle school colognes that you wear because you desperately hope people will like you more if you wear it - ketamine and kool water.

So it’s not at all inappropriate to point out that the world’s international shame, our oddly lumpy elmo and his be-diapered old vice president, are tremendously far from a physical fitness ideal condition. They are infact, very proud membersof the Master Race (to Krispy Kreme). So feel free to confine to state that he is certainly a member of the Master bRACEsiere or that he takes his Master raICE CREAM with extra nachos on top - fuck nazis, without exception, and the people who apologize on their behalf.

My heart goes out to you.

We’re getting our game plan for how to oppose the rise of a fascist oligarchy… On a site hosted by Harvard? Can’t review as access is gated by an interaction. But this has to be, at best, PMC propaganda. They are spontaneously selling the poison to the right while they try to get us to take the antidote.

Also, needs to be downloaded. Feel like pressing that “download PDF” button just immediately places you on some “domestic threats” list for sale.

Enhanced

Inauguration day edition

Maybe she’s just a Chud and did it on her own, but the trump kompromat angle makes sense as well:

1. She performs the Sunday night football song in a short dress and she’s younger and blond - so there’s a chance trump saw her and paid attention (because he’s a rapist that likes girls with features similar to his daughter).

2. He probably asked his sycophants to get her for the inauguration or a rally or some stop on the garbage parade, have to assume she said no at first realizing the career backlash, if anything.

3. They scramble to find leverage, she was on American Idol, which is a former fox show (Murdoch) and a current ABC show (ABC being the complicit mainstream network to first bend the knee HARD recently, preemptively settling trump’s defamation lawsuit against them with a huge multi million dollar payoff).

4. So between all of that, someone has the leverage against one of those remaining producers to get them to offer underwood the replacement “judge” job on American Idol, with the condition that she support trump publicly.

5. She was announced as a judge on American Idol.

6. She performs at the inauguration.

7. American Idol producers make public statements about fear of a backlash boycott, but say they won’t do anything about her.

8. The purposefully convoluted threat of a boycott fuels fox and others , along with the fully complicit social media networks, to push a counter boycott - meaning all of the Braindead maga folks without anymore rallys to attend should now go HARD for American Idol, buy merch, etc.

9. Get now loyal viewers to send in their underpants as tribute. Collect all those underpants.

10. ???

11. Profit

Pauly Shore has made more movies that released in theaters than there were years of the confederacy dipshit parade

He really was a loser.

That’s not the implication. It’s you forgiving yourself the burden of reality. You chilled the fuck out at MTV spring break, bud. You smelled the smoke, but you didn’t care, you got yours.

And now you have the audacity to call the millenials, who watched 9/11 on rolly CRT TVs in their classrooms as babies and then entered the workplace during the great recession and sub prime mortgage finance scams. Then, when they might finally be building some type of momentum back, you get trump into COVID into vaccine denial, RTO mandates, endless rounds of mass tech layoffs, false inflation/corporate price gouging into 2nd trump/end of American democracy and the chaos to come.

But go on being a selfish, disaffected tool (that also seems to equate the scale of boomers and millenials here?), it really affirms who you are

For those who don’t know, SLC Punk is a movie worth your time, especially at a certain time in life. The spirit is great, but… Stevo is an Xer who ultimately did go to Harvard and dad and mom are boomers (The boomers turned from hippies to yuppies in the 80s).

https://youtu.be/5aNiBktcSvQ?feature=shared

In other words, you coasted off of the luxuries afforded you by the previous generation and enjoyed selfish, fully funded indulgences themed as rebellion (while understanding that that wealth funding you was always ill gotten and at the expense of exploited and abused minority groups) and then, because you took a generation off, left a fully unmanaged mess festering to inevitably implode the generation after you?

And then today, even with the wisdom of time, you live with the hubris to call that generation, that you passively destroyed, “a mess”. Respectfully, I’m not sure you realize it, you piece of shit, but you’re actually a piece of shit.

You realize that that comic is a pretty strong indictment of gen X though, yes?

It’s not noble or otherwise admirable to sit down and eat that popcorn.

Gen X said “fuck it” quickly and lived relatively comfy, selfish lives from their boomer parents funding trips to Woodstock '99 - where they feigned a rebellion, but always with a credit card they didn’t pay for in their pockets and the rent paid.

They pretended to be above or “so over” politics, but in reality that was just a way to forgive themselves the burden of maintaining a decent society. So they willingly let the fire burn and grow out of control so that the millenials would have to deal with it.

After being hit with one life altering tragedy after the next during their prime earning years, many millenials realized they would need to be the sacrificial bridge generation. They resigned to delay or deny a lot of personal happiness/excitement so that they could do everything they could to oppose the second bush (who isn’t actually a nice, harmless man with candy) and get Obama elected.

As the millenials can’t afford homes or children of their own (part of that mentioned sacrifice), the X parents then have the kids that are gen Z later in life. Those Z kids weren’t given any civic direction, personal values or responsibility to community from their perpetually checked out and selfish X parents. So without any tools to build meaningful resistance or any need to serve other humans, they then dropped the ball this election (the ball that the millenials were sacrificing their own fulfilling lives to be able to hand off to them).

Z was handed the blueprint on a silver platter, so they could literally fix shit by just showing up and acknowledging that nazis are both real and bad. There was actually a point where republicans wouldn’t have won another presidency around 2009 (and they were freaking the fuck out with changing demographic trends forecasted) - never again without a “trump” chaos desperation play emerging to lower the bar, shift the Overton window and generally suck the value out of words, concepts and law.

The Republicans are ultimately ever-hungry scoundrels and religious zealots though, they want it more, but really that’s because some will literally go to prison if they aren’t governing. Also, a successful left will never have that same ruthless hunger, but that’s really just because the definition of the left’s vision of success is that you should actually be able to slow down, enjoy living and let your guard down a bit, or else what’s the fucking point? The Republicans are perpetual losers, but even when they “win” they don’t. They aren’t happy and all that means they are never slowed by legality or morality. So they got to work in earnest starting in 2010 (go watch a film called “slaying the dragon”) and here we are.

Edit: Ha! Scrolled down and saw someone posted a comic that says about exactly what I was expressing, except the Z kid would need to be falling on his face.

Your point, like many similar, misses the fact that idiocracy is MANY cycles in before they attempt to right the ship. There is an entire population of adults in there that seemed to have been born into the already broken world and developed wholly inside of it (and probably several generations). Not a lot of “Back in my day” in that world, because back in “that day” everyone was still a fucking moron in a broken world.

500 years covered in the link below alone. Settle in, we’re just getting started. Unfortunately we’ll never live to see the movie, “Ass” or to see it win those 8 Oscars.

http://www.themovietimeline.com/film6759