How i felt when i was told nobody would love me more than my parents.

Heyheyhey, 5 years later is still valid!

I used to believe there were a ton of things that the universe decided to fuck me in particular. Turns out, it was autisim.

The bag is just a metaphor, the problem is that it was given all to a single person instead of multiple. Since the point is to stop the accumulation of wealth.

And to add to this,

Girls are allowed to feel emotions. Boys get theirs beaten out of them.

Hence screaming for help is considered a woman thing.

While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇

I am not sorry

I think they call it “analog horror noise” now, along with vhs cassettes.

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Feel the passage of time XD

I swear to god, I need to get myself checked. Every now again I see a meme so specific that I question myself.

Sad to say I know enough about religious fuckery to know why it makes sense in their mind.

Men can’t be expected to control their urges. So its the wife’s responsibility to keep the husband sexually sated so he doesn’t think about cheating. Therefore, its her fault.

Truely disgusting and unfair :/