I dunnoooóoo… American helipoopters are bigly the crashiest!

Good thing I don’t like almonds. Too bad about my yatcht ambitions tho. Oh well, maybe I’ll switch to a helipoopter

Good.Good maybe my daughter will stop buying garbage from temu and shein

My wife once bought me a Siar Wars action figure from e bay. Yes that’s right Siar Wars. He fall apart immediately upon taking out of the box.

I mean… it’s not. Why wouldn’t you go to the product manufacturer? If someone sells you a car and there’s a recall, you take it to the dealership to get fixed, not the person that sold it to you

It has come to my attention that neither side of our government serves us anymore. If someone started a pirate party it would garner 1/2 of the voting public nearly immediately