Feel free to ford any rivers you come across. That never ends poorly.

Hey pal, I don’t know what you’re trying to say, but I take exception to the way you said it. Has anyone seen my keys?

It gives me hope that one day when some intelligence agency is combing through my online footprint for a motive, they won’t have to look too hard.

I should update my Goodreads account…

First, you’re going to have to define what poor sound means to you. Modding your closed back headphones to add more speakers isn’t going to make them sound better, but probably worse.

The best way to get better sound is to replace your headphones with better headphones, or to use a better source when playing music. Even better headphones aren’t going to improve the quality of music if you’re playing lossy Mp3s.

Eww what a gross mentality and a terrible human being. Don’t be in a committed relationship then.

People look at me strangely, but I don’t go in anywhere without a mask, still. I don’t eat in restaurants, I don’t go to indoor family gatherings without a mask.

It’s a big sacrifice but I’m not willing to live with long COVID and brain fog.