Or 3: it’s irrelevant mud slinging

For whoever needs to hear this: If this is happening and it’s negatively affecting your life then try and talk to a friend or someone about it. They may not be able to help but opening up and being honest about it can help keep you responsible to yourself.

She hates it lol. She goes by Sherry

A man named Harold named his daughter after himself. Her name is Sharold.

TIL there are posts too shitty for shitposting

“Otherwise, maybe don’t use this question because you’re probably just going to learn how well the applicant can brown nose. There are plenty of interview questions to choose from that might yield useful data.”

The comic is about this specific question, so all else being equal, if I have to choose between someone that responds like you did and someone with any hint of friendliness, then I know who I would rather work with…

It’s a given you want money. The question is why this job vs another? If you don’t stand out from the 100 other applicants then they’ll take whoever will accept the lowest pay or whoever has the most charm.

If you come off as desperate then they might try to lowball you

"Hold still, please. " he croaks as he hole punches the forehead.

I remember 2008. McCain vs Obama. I preferred Obama but honestly I wouldn’t have minded too much if McCain won, it was just Sarah Palin that was crazy.

Contrast that with Jan 6th, 2021. The loser of the election incited a riot and attack on the US capitol and democracy. This individual is running again.

I love the use of the word “unearthed”. It evokes imagery of someone with a potted plant digging in their backyard when suddenly they discover a relic of copyright law on VHS tape!

If something does happen to the stock market, we’ll all be fucked.

I don’t think that’s true. Even though all the things you mentioned should be diversified, if something terrible effects the markets then there will be bail outs, rate cuts, and/or money printing. What I had in mind though, is that infinite growth is impossible in our finite universe. And there’s no bail out for our planet, yet no one cares that we’re all fucked if it becomes uninhabitable

I’m of the opinion that the stock market is overvalued right now, mainly pumped up by tech stocks which are overvalued due to AI hype. I can’t help but think eventually all the baby boomers are going to want to cash out and enjoy their invested money while they’re still alive.

But on another note, do you expect the stock market to perpetually trend up? I suppose inflation helps keep stock prices up because the dollar is worth less than before.

Past performance is no guarantee of future gains

Having mixed gender friends is not the issue. They sleep in the same bed and do sexual stuff together. OP said they are a package deal. OP said the roommate may not be able to move out.

I’m going to be honest. This will be a big hump to get over for most people. They have to be very trusting or vulnerable early in the relationship because this situation makes it very easy for you to cheat on them. Or your friend to get jealous and poison the well

All mammals are the same thing, just carbon life forms

Just know that complete self sufficiency is a pipe dream, whereas community sufficiency is much more achievable

Ayyyyy, you!

Yes, this, except TREAT instead of threat. You won’t feel alone with your best little friend

For what?