You’ll think of me again that night and from time to time after that as well.

Don’t forget the onions.

It’s a grilled cheese with tuna.

Sounds good it’s your life so I’m not going to tell you how to live it.

Do you get off on policing what people call their sandwiches and gatekeeping the ingredients in a sandwich you’ll never eat?

What aren’t you a fan of grilled cheeses?

I read the headline and had no clue what you’re asking then I opened the post and read the body and I’m still just as confused.

You’ve got to add some ham and onion in there to make it a true grilled cheese.

You don’t have an ass?

If you want a true massive brain reject communism and fascisms and embrace liberalism.

That’s sexual assault.

This makes me so erect.

To dress up my dick pictures this time of year I put a Santa hat and a fake beard on it.

Yeah just get non-Americans.

This was actually in the initial script for Independence Day.

McRibs are the shit.

I eat fifteen a day when it’s McRib season and it’s literally all I would eat if they served it year round.

I want a McRib McGriddle or a McRib McMuffin just to complete the day because I can’t eat them from two am to eleven am as it stands.

May contain microplastics and Jim’s penis residue.

Soak that shit in a ziplock full of vinegar, hold it in place with an elastic band and profit with a shiny clean shower head.

There’s literally only seven words I don’t say on the internet and they are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.