Agreed except you better not touch my extremely meager retirement account for some shit the CEO did. I will go full uno bomber.

The Germans aren’t going to like this…

I hope you’re being ironic…

Key words

If you’ve enjoyed it

I think you’ll find most have not enjoyed the rat race thus far…

This is every single email that our IT department sends out. Fake Phishing, or extremely important.

“Please upgrade to windows 11 now! If you need assistance. Click here to login to request help”

Nope! You can’t trick me

Most people who seek professional help have at one time attempted to self-medicate to resolve their issues.

Stimulants are what you would self-medicate with for ADHD. Caffeine is a simulant.

Source: I used to drink up to 3 energy drinks per day to stay on task at work. It was literally killing me

But for real though. At least some of that furniture they sell will give you fleas.

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Yeah was just about to say this is just Facebook Marketplace, or Craigslist.

You’ve gone even older.

Been to 3 jobs that offer pensions and they all tell the same story you’re giving.

It’s right in the handbook. Hired before X date and you get 25 years to full salary retirement. Before Y date and 30. Hired after 2008 and it’s all the same. 33 Years gets you 33% of your salary. Which ain’t gonna be worth much thanks to inflation.

I worked next to people who at 60 had a full pension coming in, and then collected a full second salary because they’re allowed to DROP - which means work and collect the pension. One mfer was working on retiring twice to collect 3 paychecks. That is no longer an option for my generation either.

Still don’t get this take.

Buying low only works if you can sell high.

At the rate we are going. Yer gonna have King Ratfuck fighting King Shit over a an empire of dirt.

Horse thievery is a hanging offense, hanging offense.

I don’t know how to tell you but spiders only live up to 3 years.

Good news: You missed a number of funerals.

Bad News: you missed a few birthday

Like trying to find food, shelter, clean water, not dying from literally everything. Then there’s not being killed by the local humans whose land you have just invaded - you obviously don’t fit in and likely don’t speak the language

That’s the problem. It’s not called Word in other countries!

Don’t live anywhere near a Hard Rock then.

Giant fucking light all night.

Completely blocks out the night sky for 20+ miles

I fucking hate it. I had to move away to get away

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQLBxArN45w3U1g_sXFfpaNK9kU1GZLENcNN_y0GE8d_jYfTy8raCfOjsM&s=10

They did always say the Cloud is just someone else’s computer.

The only difference is you might know the bloke. And that he might try scrapping the copper

Are they also removing the Rufus method?

No idea how that works.

By definition in order to have . 1% then the sample size must be greater than 1,000. The vast majority of open source projects will not get to this level.

I’ll take that bet.

I am going to bet they come for Rooting next. Unlockable Bootloaders.

In fact they already have started

https://github.com/zenfyrdev/bootloader-unlock-wall-of-shame