Smoking weed and playing video games most of the day hasnt worked so far but im no quitter

Remember the last 8 months of political bullshit

Ravioli Ravioli let me leave the simuoli

You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives

My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9

Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me

Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?

I wish i had a train of thought.

Mine is more like a racquet ball of thought

Because after the xteenth time inviting myself to their plans its hard to convince myself im wanted around those people

You monster

White onions for me

Every single time i accidentally eat any white onion that hasnt been cooked into mush my brain immediately decides it has just eaten a cockroach and it must be ejected. For good measure better evacuate the stomach too

Im more on the

“I need you to repeat that second half because something you said in the first half sent me down an entirely different line of thinking and i stopped listening to you and only pretended to”

Side of things

The far right complaining about the liberal left’s agenda when many of the left dont even have a gender

Spend weeks automating your documentation

You will surely not regret spending that much time on something that probably wont be used

Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately

They both had the same problem.

Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.

I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?

Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.

I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie

Cinematic masterpiece

My favorite part is all of the background minions bopping along

The music video for Genghis Khan by Miike snow

“Its a good thing as long as it hurts the right people”

Fuck that. Be better than them.

Its such a low bar it should be easy

This is the same reason I don’t own a Five-seveN

Chiappa rhinos and 357 magnum aren’t insanely expensive tho. It’s tons of fun to shoot too

A belly up cat

But then no doll mommy