The compost.

Dont worry. The Brits are dumb as fuck too.

An awl? Am I missing something?

You ever get fiberglass in your skin? Shit sucks.

Id bet my left nut this came from Facebook.

The human race is a lost cause.

Ok but why you crop it that way?

Who owns the White House right now?

This meme brought to you by a gen zer.

Everyone is cringe. This is just life.

I thought touch screens would be a fad. I dont fall for hype but thats because Im an idiot, not because Im smart.

‘I want to go home but I’m already home’ is peak anxiety and depression experience.

This is just the live action version of the Saddam meme.

Implying Americans know what the metric system is.

What flag is this?

Wont even touch my migraines. Ibuprofen is the only thing Ive found that works. Ive had them since childhood.

Ibuprofen is for my migraines only. Nothing else touches those damn things.

On a human timescale? No.

On a cosmic timescale? Hell yeah.

Thats a pretty weak argument my dude.

I dont care if your wife’s laptop is a year old, you shouldnt marry minors and you should definitely know her age for sure, you sick fuck.