First time seeing a video on lemmy. I’ve been using it for 5 years now.

And what will you do with me after your triumphant capture? Will you feed me? Play with me? Take me on walks? I demand responsibility.

How devilishly cheeky of you.

🥺

Bottom, you can see the carpet on the steps are worn out.

May we all see the mauntain that lies behind the veil.

Have you tried eating less?

The intrusive thoughts…

Holy shit I think a scammer company is using my phone number as a fake employee contact number.

SPELL IT! S, P, AAACCCEEEE! SPACE!

If they are not mad at me I’ll just go to the fruit stand with the gorilla and chill.

So if I dislike your post, you get testicular cancer?