Also, the level of civility and intellect in the comments is relatively high.

Fuck you! No it isn’t you moron.

Well… enjoy the tariffs!

Steel section bender.

Bird flu boogaloo

Well, yes. My wife says I’m Bender from Futurama.

I bend steel, drink lots of beer and fart fire a lot.

On my wrist but I wear a full boilersuit… We use burning tackle to cut the steel.

Wife bought me a pixel watch 3 for Christmas. I wear it all the time…

… I work as a section bender in a factory. You can’t see it under my overalls.

Given that I know whats is coming

Is it a giant asteroid? Aliens? All out nuclear war? Zombies?

Please say it’s Aliens…

“Peace for our time!”

Neville Chamberlain.

Sounds like my wife.

She moans about being to hot in bed but when I snuggle up her arse is always freezing…

Dudley Castle

Yeah but there isn’t a lot of meat on a duck…

Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.

No one gonna mention Kawasaki?

But the second mouse gets the cheese…

I’m surprised no one else has mentioned Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd…

EV sales stall in US and Europe as everyone can afford to buy one already has…

It’s also really hard to read signs when they’re so pixillated…

I would love to help you, but I couldn’t possibly do that.

😋

… and our weight is in Stones.