I bought a Reddit t-shirt in 2014…

I honeymooned in Vermont last year and watched a woman from Massachusetts punch a teenage girl in the face out of the blue. Like completely unprovoked, clocked her right between the eyes.

Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor!

They didn’t share a border until the Soviets and NAZIs jointly invaded their neighbor Poland.

Exactly, the country that shared a massive land border with the NAZIs and was a direct target of their aggression suffered many more casualties than the ones what didn’t, who’da thunk it? Without the combined efforts of essentially the entire rest of the world, the USSR would have been toast.

And the Ukrainians, and the Poles, and the French resistance, and the British, and the Americans, and the Canadians, and…

Come to Columbus, Ohio. It doesn’t have the name recognition of Seattle or Denver, but it’s a pretty chill city with decent weather, good people, and a lower cost of living than just about anywhere else while also having job opportunities.

I want whatever you’re on

I appreciate the social awareness, but can we just have a nice thread about elephants for once

Try potatoes. They’re ridiculously cheap (where I am) and loaded with nutrients.

Coomscrolling

I was a freshman in college that fall and someone put up flyers for a memorial dance party in his honor. They had cheap beer and loud music which was fun enough for teenage me.

Not just any sing-along…

Still better than the guy trying to push his crypto scam at Ohio State’s ceremony this year.

Then I can’t eat all the wide variety of delicious meals that are only possible with a slow cooker.

You’ve heard of doomscrolling, now get ready for GOONscrolling

Thank you for sharing.

Harambe was assassinated by a time traveler

The endgame is extermination, always has been.

What kind(s) of cheese?